vagineering

The act of exploring a vagina for recreational purposes.

I lost my watch when I went vagineering with my girlfriend over the weekend.

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vagin

How Borat say vagina

Borat: She had a very nice vagin

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vaginitis

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

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Vaginement

when women are frequently in close proximity to each other and their periods become coinciding.

Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused guy: It's vaginement.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!

Vagine

Slang word for vagina.

Less crude and more amusing.

Charlotte get your vagine over here now!

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vagin

the french word for vagina.

J'aime le vagin!
trans. "I love vagina!"

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vaginate

To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.

I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.

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