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vanilla gorilla
va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh
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1. An exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. No known proof of where the "vanilla gorilla" originated from currently exists. Only one "vanilla gorilla" has been sighted.
2. Highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving sex or money. - Domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
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We saw a Vanilla Gorilla at the airport with his black family.
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A large white man in stature with a small penis who thinks that he is somehow better than everyone else and that he can get women waaaay above his level. Hypocritical, judgemental, and thinks all women want him. Usually has the face of a girl and veneered teeth with a great big tummy. Usually cannot see his own junk. Fake sweet with phony smile like a used car salesman. Likes to pound his chest and huff when mad.
Cara:Ha, did you see that huge guy just extricate himself from his fancy car?
Sam: Yep, my friend unfortunately knew someone like that. He was known as the vanilla gorilla.
Arrogant moose=vanilla gorilla
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A group of males with small penises who think they're the shit but actually suck at all physical activities and life itself
That guy is so lame
He and his friends are total vanilla gorillas
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White caucasian pretending to be black or apart of the culture. Not accepted by white and black cultures a.k.a. "poser". They are mostly found around the suburbs and tend to be too afraid to post up around the capitol and outer city. They are usually found leaning against cars bought for them or borrowed from a parental figure blaring dirty south mainstream music. They also tend to suffer from little dog syndrome while slightly thrown from slight weed inhalation or alcohol consumption. Do not be fooled when they are chillin with a black person, they are just as white. There closest encounter with the hood is the local mall, the downtown theatre, or Bobo's chicken which is next to the suburbs, a safe haven for these mammals.
Damn check out that motha fuckin vanilla gorilla with his white night gown on, posting up on his mommy and daddy's monte carlo!
Does that vanilla gorilla know this is the suburbs?
Shit that vanilla gorilla isn't even stunting the motha fuckin daytons! Not a fine and dandy motha fucka.
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A slang term for any type of hydrocodone pill.
I'm so pumped to get some vanilla gorilla this weekend and get super high!
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Slang: Black male or female Albino.
Damn he's black but white skinned and white haired what is he a Vanilla Gorilla?
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