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A person who is a bully and believes she is better than people but is the complete opposite and is a complete prick.
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Shimmered & glistening, the pimply, akward teens that shop or the clothing store. Filled with clothes you will fill goodwill with someday are:
froggy pj's
scandalous mini boob tube tops
or cheap pleather ensembles
everything a middle school child would want
Alice: whoa! cole where did you get those mad hops
Cole: oo you mean my froggy p.j's
Yeah my shit is hype
Alice: ooo your sooooo vain
Cole: no....Vanity...boooo yaaa! word
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Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.
A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out
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A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.
The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.
Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.
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To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;
{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)
A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.
"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"