NO VAPING

What your algebra teacher says when a boy asks to use the restroom during class because your school is garbage and has a vaping problem.

“Hey Mr. McD, can I go to the bathroom?”
“Sure Michael, NO VAPING”

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Vaping

A stupid worldwide pastime, where people sit on their fat asses all day becoming a human smoke machine.

"Hey bro you wanna go vaping at my house?"

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vaped

A term used when enjoying Marijuana out of a vaporizer. Most commonly used when the vaporizer is of good quality (ie. Volcano).

Stoner #1: Wanna get vaped?
Stoner #2: Hell yes! Bust out the Volcano!

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vape

what old people do to quite smoking. but it suddenly became cool. idek it’s so retarded

oh grandma you vape? can i try to blow a cloud??

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Vape

The ancient native american ritual celebrating the preservation of one's virginity. Modernized for this day and age using electronic "cigarettes" with variable cartridges of diluted flavors and substances.

"Did you hear ? John vapes now..."
"Well good. He won't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant then"

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Vaping

A great way to show that you like the look of massive white farts coming out of your mouth.

Tom: "Hey babe, are you vaping that new flavor yet? It's super good for cloud chasing."

Stacy: "Sorry, its not you, its me. Actually, yeah it is you."

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vaping

smoking but you look like more of a nonce and probably why you’re single

vaping includes taking a big puff of vapour and spitting it out like a smoke machine

Vaper: “i was vaping the other day”
hot friend: “shut up you nonce this is why i’m not dating you”

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