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Noun. A man who has a tendency to make others laugh by off-color comments that most people don't have the guts to say out loud.
I can't believe you just told your grandma a poop joke. You are such a Carey Velez.
The act of waiting until the last minute to do pretty much anything, even if you have a group waiting on you. Commonly seen on weekend nights or meet ups to go to catch a movie at a specific time. To properly fix this problem one must tell the velez specialist to get ready an hour before they actually should.
OOOH man! He pulled the velez special and we missed the movie.
Dam he pulled a velez special and i am no longer horny.
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Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.
Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.
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doing a complete 180 and actually trying to make someone feel better when their friends are acting like jackasses instead of laughing and making fun of them when thats what was expected.
Jake: what did kyle do when he heard about what happened?
Lina: he ended up pulling a velez and made me feel a lot better.
The act of beating a handicapped young girl at bowling, while asking her friends if they are single.
I took that girl out and did the velez special.
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An ugly version of the definiton of man whore.
He would do anything with a pussy that walks by.
Also can be used to mean ass hole, dick head, or any other insulting term.
oh my god, is jack really acting like a nelson? get rid of him!
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Back round info:Deffinatley not one of the smartest "things" to walk the earth but sure as hell the biggest lyer! He needs a punch in the face to straighten his dumb ass out.
1.Feel free to use this word as commonly and as randomly as you want.
for example if some one is bein an ass hole rather than to show off your colorful vocabulary in public, just call him/her/it a NELSON VELEZ!
Dude: hey man do you see that skugly stupid fuck walkin over there?
Man: ya dude*(Screaming to the skugly fuck)* YO YOU NELSON VELEZ PIECE OF SHIT KEEP WALKIN OVER THERE, THE SMELL OF YOU MAKES MY ASS HAIR SINGE OFF!
Dude: you tell him man, you tell him
**((zing))**
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