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Hotdog Vendor

The act of pushing someone down on their stomach, removing their pants, laying your penis along their butt crack and whispering into their ear: "I can rape you anytime I want."

If Paul keeps up with that attitude, he may need a Hotdog Vendor to bring him down a peg.

by JohnCocktoasten February 20, 2014

20๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock vendor

A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.

You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.

Not to be confused with pimps.

Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.

by Pollup November 15, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt-vendor

One who sells vaginas with little class or respect for their trade, either directly, as in a barefoot streetworker, or indirectly, as in a hairy-palmed pimp or the thick-tongued proprietor of a sex shop.

i asked if she had a condom and the cunt-vendor just laughed.

my father always told me, go to school or you'll end up a lonely online cunt-vendor.

by TOMMY YIKES December 27, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex vendor

A man or woman who want/desire sex all the time

Rowan "man im so keen for sex right now"
Sam "man you think your such a sex vendor"

by Rosham2 October 26, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taco Vendor

Someone whom has no education and no career established. Can also be used to describe a person whom has nothing going for him/her and has no desire to improve.

My friend has no job and recently dropped all his classes, he's such a Taco Vendor!

by MikeSpace October 26, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


corndog vendor

1. A seller of Corndogs. 2. A close friend. 3. An insult that degrades a person by refering them to being a "low life" such as a "carnie". Synonomous with Mexican Corndog Vendor

Person 1: I like suguar and I like tea, but I dont like you dumbass no sire!
Person 2: Im gonna rip out your eyes and skull fuck you ya mexican corndog vendor!

by MonsterDipper88 September 27, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vendored Weapon

When someone in World of Warcraft sells their weapon to a vendor.

Vendored Weapon: Yager, how could you have vendored you weapon when were on the last boss in TK. Damn Augusto

by Darksusa December 16, 2008