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JAn act of joint masturbation. The female version of the Dutch Rudder
The Venezuelan circle is complete by Girl 1 holding her hand to her cliterois, while a Girl 2 holds her arm and moves it in a circular motion. This enables girl 1 to pleasure heself but in the company of a good friend.
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A shower that last less than 3 minutes.
Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.
Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'
Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.
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When you go into the bathroom with the intent to take a shit, but someone sits down in the stall next to you so you decide to hold it till they leave, but they are doing the same thing. Venezuelan standoffs usually last until one person gives up on taking a shit and leaves. The longest Venezuelan standoff in history lasted 3 days because the person in the stall closest to the door died of dysentery while the janitors were on a strike. After the strike ended the survivor was discovered by a janitor and he was rushed to a hospital.
What happened in class yesterday I missed it because I was stuck in a Venezuelan standoff.
When a man makes a chalice out of his scrotum, then he fills it up with beer, and then makes his partner drink the beer.
Oh dude, my gf totally drank from my Venezuelan Chalice last night!
A foreign hooker with a burning, raging STD.
Mark told Rich to stay the hell away from her, she's a Venezuelan Cuntdragon.
Guy1: you heard about the stock market crash
Guy from Venezuela: you fuck you mother ass fucker bitch
Guy1: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like the Venezuelan Economy
Venezuelan Bolivar Venezuela introduced a new currency, the sovereign bolivar, on August 20th 2018, in an attempt to curb hyperinflation and economic crisis in the country. The new bolivar is anchored to the Petro, an oil-backed digital cryptocurrency launched in February.
I fucking cant repay the Venezuelan Bolivars that I loaned from Liz