Venks

Someone with a perpetual mindfucked goldfish face.

Thinks they're super cool and awesome, but actually, they aren't.

They crack jokes which needs brains of a bird to understand, but still bother to explain.

Their language goes like this-
Right? Right. Righhttttttttt.

They're slow death.

Dude stop being a prick, you Venks!

Dude what happened, are you ok? You look Venks.