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an innocent girl, naive, in all sense of the word a virgin
did you see the new girl? shes such a virgin mary.
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1)Mother of Jesus Christ.
2)Often appears to the people (when I say people, I mean the Mexicans) in the form of Tortillas.
3)A very smart woman...
4)Possibly the most popular figure or icon on the Catholic faith, since the Catholic faith does not have a history of empowering women, so she's a nice example for all ladies, isn't she???
5)Mary the Virgin, not Mary Magdalene. Can't confuse them. Two different stories. The other one is a whore.
"Oh my God, it's a miracle! The Virgin Mary appeared to me in my freezer!"
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A women Whos Son Named Jesus actualy thinks is a virgin dumb ass
virgin mary got a train run on her before the baby jesus
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Not really a virgin at all. Mary and Joseph were dry humping and a little got on her cooter.... BAM! Then you have little tiny baby Jesus....
Virgin Mary my Ass... see above definition for example...
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You find a hot ass virgin that knows shes fine and wont give it up. Knock her ass out with a brick to the head, make sure shes out cold, but dont kill her, then dog that chick without a rubber. Hit it like three times or so to make sure to get her ass pregnant. Clean her ass up so that she dont know what happened when she wakes up. Then bring her back to her house n tell her rents or roommates that she passed the fuck out. 9 months later a kid pops out
I dogged this chick good last night, gave her the virgin mary, hope its a boy
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A Virgin Mary is someone who has never smoked weed before.
Jack: "You want to smoke some weed?"
John: "Nah, I heard it fucks with people"
Jack: "c'mon, don't be such a Virgin Mary"
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