VITAMIN WATER

A BLOW JOB IN THE POOL OR IN WATER...

WE WENT SWIMMING AND GAVE HER MY VITAMIN WATER.

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XXX Vitamin Water

The best kind of vitamin water ever made. Acai, blueberry, and pomegranate.

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm gonna go get some XXX vitamin water out of that vending machine.

Person 2: Okay man

*Person 1 starts to cry*

Person 2: What's wrong bro?

Person 1: They don't have any XXX!!!
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Vitamin Water Prostitute

A Vitamin Water Prostitute is a whore who will not accept money, but only vitamin water.

Man 1: Dude, last night I scored with a Vitamin Water Prostitute!
Man 2: Dude! What flavor did you pay her?
Man 1: Green Tea!

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