Vol

It's a jersey thing... If you know, you know.

Jared: "Overall, it's pretty vol."
David: "You're vol."
Jared: That's such a vol thing to say."
David: Vol.

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Vols

Mascot for University of Tennesee Athletics, aka UcheaT. They are the most hated fans in the US, and the UT athletics dept is known for cheating, payoffs, and buying players. Vols may also be known as Viles.

Fat Phil and they vols had another player arrested today!

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Vol Viadd

1) A penis

2) A feisty latino. Usually in a romantic since.

"Wow! That stripper's vol viadd was sooooo long!"
"Wow! That stripper was so vol viadd!"

Vols

Vols are fucking ass . They suck . The fans are always like "we will be good next year" but they wont they suck

Vols fans are always gay and vsco fags

Fag 1: imma vols fan

Georgia state fan: yall ass we beat yall
Fag 1: barley . Fine yall did well be good next year

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Vol node

A vol node also known as an “implied volatility node” is something which supposed “Options trading experts” on Twitter have trouble grasping. It might be that their ego and self-worth is too inflated by the crowds of retail traders they lie to. These so called “experts” were dropped on their head as a kid so they didn’t get to that part of the book yet in “Options for Dummies” to learn what it is yet.

On a more serious note, a vol node is simply a point that represents implied volatility as a function of strike, moneyness, delta, or standard deviation from the underlying.

Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: There’s a kink in the /NG Natural Gas curve for the March tenor. A large block order came through and jacked up the implied vols of the OTM calls. I’m going to sell it then delta hedge as the skew reverts so I can profit the spread between the market vols and my theoretical vols.

Twitter Volatility Expert with a bunch of followers breaks into the office (Retard): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! A VOL NODE ISN’T A REAL THING!!! YOU GIYS ARE STUPIDDD YOU CANT MAKE MOMEY OFF THAT JUST BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED OR TRADED BEFORE!!!!

Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: Security, please escort this retard out the building, thank you.

*retard later ends up throwing a tantrum later online and talking to the voices in the walls*

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Vol-TRAN

When you see a large group of Trannies hang out, and when they get sloppy drunk, they combine into Vol-TRAN.

Watch out now, it's Vol-TRAN!

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Cheeky Vol

Streching your face out, opening you mouth and pointing your tongue as far down your face as possible, known as the 'cheeky vol'

Jake: Hey Amy, do the cheeky Vol!
Amy *cheeky vol* now you!?
Jake: *cheeky vol*
Together: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Voldemort: steal'n ma thannnnnng!

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