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Volatile

A man whose sexyness has no equal on this earth

Volatile is such a sexy bitch.

by Namjama February 17, 2003

9πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


volatile vagina

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.

Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."

by cmoney55 December 4, 2011

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


volatile blonde

A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.

I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!

by lovescalifornia November 4, 2009


volatile ass

When you eat something that disagrees with your stomach, then you’re on and off the pot with liquid shits or diarrhea

β€œDude, I had the worst case of volatile ass after having that burger last night”

by Rocket6488 February 12, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Volatile Crocodile

Alcoholic drink mix of 12oz. of Blue Gatorade and a 1.5oz shot of 151 proof rum/bourbon. Extremely tasty, somewhat mild. Could be interchanged with other Gatorade flavors as well.

-My friend Blake and I were drinking some Volatile
Crocodile last night. Man we got so wasted!

-Me: Dude is Jesse drunk??
-Friend: Yeah bro! He was shooting some Volatile Crocodile!

by Steve Irwin :3 March 10, 2012

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Volatile ou

A foul person and dirty ou

Usually a sewer rat.

U a volatile ou

by Sea darkie July 6, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Volatile Jizz Bath

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.

Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?

Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.

by Professor Magnum Dong November 26, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž