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the euphoria state one reaches after having smoked a certain amount of marijuana, while listening to Bob Marley.
"man these shoes are like a vortex!"
-VH
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when you're in a car (really drunk/high), you close your eyes, blast really awful music, and stick your arms out like you're flying through space.
"Dude! Turn up the Black Eyed Peas! I'm about to vortex right now!"
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the last part of the best rapper in the game lil vortex
lil vortex is the best rapper his album drops on May 31st
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When you talk to someone who is real dumb, they just stare at you and it is clear that there is very little brain activity as they attempt to understand what you are saying.
I just got vortexed by that fucker, I almost got sucked in!
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The Herrero Vortex is named for the situation, whereby one finds themselves in the company of someone who talks continually, non-stop, about stuff no one wants to hear, and apparently has the stamina to go for hours. It's coupled with the circumstance, where you cannot easily get away. At first there may be an interesting point made, or you just want to be polite. After a while, it becomes annoying and you just want it to end. It could even affect your mental state, as eventually, your only goal is to escape. It gets its name from the Spanish word for blacksmith - someone who tirelessly and with fortitude, hammers away at something for hours at a time.
Dude, I got caught in the Herrero Vortex last night, at that poker game. This guy just would not stop talking, and I made some bad calls.
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The event of misplacing time because you're on YouTube and you keep clicking on things that look interesting until eventually you've been completely sucked in and have lost years of your life.
Person: Dude, why weren't you at my birthday party last week?
Other person: Sorry man, I got trapped in a YouTube Vortex.
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The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).
As in: "Dude, look out! You're being sucked into the precuntal vortex!"
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