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An annoying trumpet-like instrument played by fans, mainly in African countries, in football matches. They may be banned from Fifa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup in South Africa.
Fan #1: Did you hear the fans go crazy when South Africa scored the goal yesterday?
Fan #2: No! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas!
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Charming traditional instrument that plays the music of love. Its lilting melodies are hypnotic and calming. Friends become lovers to the irresistible strains of "Who Let the Dogs Out" played on this instrument of romance.
Ah, love! When I heard the gentle strains SSSSSSKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I knew he was coming to seduce me with his vuvuzela and knew I would surrender
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Why people don't watch the World Cup
Johnny: Let's turn on the 2010 World Cup!
Sally: No!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE SOUND OF THE VUVUZELAS ANYMORE!!!
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producer of the most annoying sound in the world.
Also, slang for vagina. Given how annoying the sound of a vuvuzela is, it is usually used for a skanky vagina.
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Joe: Hey, bro, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? *plays vuvuzela*
Bob: Dude, stop it! That's so irritating it's actually painful!
2.
Joe: So I was thinking about banging that Ashley chick.
Bob: Oh dude, no, she has a vuvuzela. Like big time.
Joe: Shit, really? Thanks, bro.
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The act of blowing into your sexual partner's vagina while watching sports, preferably soccer.
Clint Dempsey scored while I was going down on my girlfriend, so I gave her a vuvuzela.
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Mono-toned South African plastic trumpet produced in large amounts for wannabe musicians who wish to annoy and/or deafen those around them, usually at soccer matches but recently anywhere it can be carried, thus everywhere...
Pinky: What do you want to do tonight Brain?
Brain: Try to take over the world with vuvuzelas...
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a wonderful fun hornlike thing that blows noises that foreigners hate!(mostly south Africans love it)
vuvuzela: baaaah pahhh pap! foreigners: stop that horrid noise this instant
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