Wadge

Cramped, lacking in space. Invented as a short slang used among members of the Yakabakakas Massive to avoid sounding posh when talking about lack of space.

It's pretty wadge in here isn't it?

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wadge badger

pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.

"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"

"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"

"HAHAHA!"

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Fanny wadge

The juices that flow from the vagina!!
A typical Scottish word.
These usually smell of fish, or is it just the bitches I have been with?
I don't know but, hey thats what fanny wadge is and that's what in my experience they smell of!!

"Gee's a wadge er yer fanny!!"
"By Joe,I think she has fanny wadge runnng down her legs!!"

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Wadge

To steal or scrounge off all of your friends

Godddd I’m feeling like a proper Wadge atm

Wadge Slayer

Pun intended hidden mockery of a person who thinks he's the most bad-ass person in bed, but isn't really. Derived from the term kingslayer. Game of Thrones reference.

Joshi! You're such a Wadge slayer man! Hats off!