wait, wait, wait, now!

a phrase taken from the precog in the hit film "Minority Report"; the "now" was added to have some form of finality, which Spielberg forgot to add. When playing Mario Kart 64, or Foosball, it might be necessary to say this phrase in order to time your shot correctly.

(During an intense game of Mario Kart 64 or foosball) Wait, wait, wait, NOW!

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wait no

used as either, "oh shit nvm" or "hold up what the fuck"

"i think i'm gay. wait no"
or
brother: "i want to fuck you raw while your stepdad watches"
sister: "ok. wait no"

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Waiting

The code word used for 'wanking' when around small children when you wish not to insult their small, innocent minds.
Used when wanting to describe S.S.W.S (Shit.Shave.Wank.Sleep.) Without giving away the conversation.

Some people like to wait whilst they are bored
Other people wait when their parents are out
After waiting, most people come.
Some people wait together so they can come at the same time.

Person 1: Heeyy dude, wanna come?
Person 2: Yeah, wait a second...

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wait for it

An overused phrase intended to add a level of sarcastic suspense to a ― usually pointless ― event. Usually repeated at least twice in addition to dragging the words; especially "it" (waaiitt for itttt.... waaiitt for itttt....).

It used to be somewhat funny the first or second time you heard it. But anymore, there seems to be an abundance of people going out of there way to try to fit it in to their conversation, even when it doesn't fit. All of a sudden someone in the conversation will start saying, "wait for it... wait for it...," and you know it didn't belong in the conversation; they just wanted to use the phrase.

If you are going to use this phrase ― along with wearing a trucker hat and Heelies ― AT LEAST wait for a time in the conversation when it actually applies and is appropriate.

You and your friend are waiting for a call back from a hot girl from school.

You> When is she going to call?
Friend> Wait for it... wait for it...
Phone> *rings* ring ring ring ring ring... banana phone... *rings*

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wait-

when you just said said something wrong or to the wrong person.

"wait" and "wait-" are not the same thing

Guy: My mom just died.
me: nice.
me: wait-

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wait for it

Expression predicting a upcoming constant. Advising attention to a near future occurance.

Person A: *sneeze*
Person B: Wait for it...
Person C: Bless You!

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wait

An alternate term used in place of the word sike that implies the previous statement was false or made in sarcasm.

"Yeah, I'll do your homework for you.. wait!"
"Yeah, that's really funny, wait."

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