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A town in New Jersey with a population of 9,625 that is about 40 minutes away from New York City, including traffic time. It and Midland Park aren't as wealthy as their surrounding rich towns like Ridgewood and Saddle River. However, it's a nice Bergen county town, but like most towns in the area, it's boring. Even the nearby Ridgewood downtown gets boring, so you'll probably end up taking the train or driving to New York City. The downtown is pretty decent with great food and stores, but there's a gas station, Rite Aid, and Burger King there that just ruin it. Also there's a bunch of Hispanic guys who all cram into one house by the railroad. They often stare at white people as if they saw Hitler. How is their shitty El Rodeo store still in business anyway? Just hang out in Ridgewood like most people in this area do. The population is 90% white (many Italians), 5% asian, 1% black , and 4% Latino. Really diverse! There's a car show and carnival every year as well as Waldwick Day. In The Swing is an arcade, and there's the Sports Dome, which is used by the New York Red Bulls and other athletes, Hoop Heaven for basketball, a pool, and probably some other stuff I don't recall. There's a Montessori private school, as well as the Forum School. All the schools are much like the schools in the other surrounding towns: well regarded but full of cocky white kids. There are nice fields and parks, as well as a small lake. It's a nice town, but the boredom of suburbia quickly sets in.
Hey, Waldwick was a nice town up until those Hispanic dudes at El Rodeo gave me the death stare...
Are there any non-white people in Waldwick? Yes, but finding them is like finding a rare Pokemon.
(At the train tracks) A wild Hispanic appears! INS I choose you!
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A small town in which is divided mainly among white people and spaniards who live in 10 houses in the same general area. A "Little Mexico" can be found next to the train station and "Little Mexico's" epicenter is marked by the store "El Rodeo." Mexicans are frequently riding bikes. Every Waldwick High School Student has worked in Stop and Shop, Eckerd, Walgreens, or 7-11 at some point. Most drugs are found on Maple. Fat Pat is teenagers' worst enemy. Little green men called "Slow Joes" are frequently stolen off lawns. Kevin Gaffney and Lena Jacquin can be found driving through the streets at any given time of the day or night.
"I've been driving in Waldwick for 10 minutes and I've seen 3 mexicans and Lena Jacquin 7 times"
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The white trash capital of Bergen County.
Instructions for Research/Confirmation:
1. Find a grown woman from Waldwick
2. Talk to her for 5 minutes
3. Done
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When you come don't expect anything good to occur. Waldwick is a small town about a square mile. There are some extremely nice homes in the area, but not as nice as the towns that surround it which include - Allendale, Wyckoff, Midland Park, HoHo Kus, Ramsey, and Saddle River.
There are four main schools. The two elementary schools, the middle school, and the high school. But of course the High school and middle school are attached because Waldwicks budget blows and couldn't afford two separate buildings. Which is extremely annoying to be completely honest considering the high school students are not allowed to walk through the middle school to get to classes, meanwhile, the middle school students are running around the high school with no problem.
Waldwick High School is unsanitary and does not look nice, unlike other schools where they look like they are cleaned everyday.
Waldwick High School students consist of rude, catty, judgemental, arrogant, inept teens.
There is a limited amount of girls that aren't sluts
(Oh and in WHS sluts are considered girl who hookup with guys that are older than they are)
The guys think they're all that, when truth is there are guys that are a million times better than them.
Don't waste your time on this small town, is my advice to you.
I put a heart with lip stick on the spanish room window in waldwick high school last year as a sophomore..
Then April came ... It was still there.
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Watch out for hammers. The principal, Mr. Meyers seems to always have a hammer or two up his ass.
I don't like Waldwick Middle School because Mr. Meyers drops the hammer.
an extremely small, lame high school located in the suburban town waldwick, nj. it's actually attatched to the middle school. most graduating classes only have 100 kids, and 85% are white, 10% spanish, and 5% asain. no one talks to the spanish kids, but they're all in ESL anyway.
lots of kids at whs like to think of themselves as rasta and wear Bob Marley shirts, even though most have never even spoken to a black person before and have only smoked weed twice.
since waldwick is a middle class town, the girls at waldwick like to pretend they're richer than they really are. most walk around with fake louis vuitton (while wearing a Marley shirt and Uggs). most kids work at Un-Believa Bills, Stop & Shop, Right Aid, Natales, but not Burger King, that's wear the spanish kids work.
if you want to go to a party thrown by a student at whs, don't expect to be drinking anything good. no, don't even expect the lowest of the low, like Budweiser. you will be drinking some lame-ass beer from some company you've never even heard of, because that's the cheapest. great. (or you will be drinking something stolen from someone's parents, therefore you're drinking from a water bottle)
if you are a graduate of whs, chances are you'll be going to Ramapo College, Montclair State, Rutgers, William Paterson, or my favorite, Bergen Community College. It's rare for some NOT to go to one of these 4 colleges.
most people (even in bergen county) have never heard of waldwick, and believe me, that's a good thing.
ex 1
Bob: Hey, do you wanna say hi to the new student that just came from El Salvador?
Lisa: NO!!!
Bob: Oh yea, we don't talk to them.
ex 2
Rachel: Nice Marley shirt! Wanna smoke weed after school?
Hannah: You know I don't really smoke weed and I'm poser rasta! I've never even talked to a black person!
Rachel: Oh yea, neither have I.
ex 3
Dylan: What HS did you go to?
Joe: Waldwick High School
Dylan: oh, i've never heard of it.
Joe: Aren't you from Bergen County?!
Dylan: Yeah...
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