walking the dog

The act of letting a fart out while walking so to not be the one fingered as the farter.

"Dude I was just walking the dog past the Head table!!!" i.e. at a wedding.

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walk these dogs

Getting your hustle on simple and plain. Getting to work. The act of earning your money. See: gettin paper.

Let's get together walk these dogs and represent Wu- Method Man, Wu Tang Clan. Song: Ice CREAM

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walk the dog

When someone jacks off or gets jacked off

I gotta go home so jessica can walk the dog

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walk the dog

to masterbate.

last night i walked the dog

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Walking the dog

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

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walk the dog

A poker tactic where you have a powerhouse hand and someone is betting into you. Instead of raising, you just let the other person do all the betting for you until the very end.

If I re-raise, he's just gonna fold. Better just walk the dog.

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Walk The Dog

Walk The Dog means to masturbate or wank off.

George: hold on man I have to walk the dog
Gus: ok

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