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A girl or guy who you wouldn't normally give a second look to, but because they are in Walmart they are totally hot compared to all the other shoppers in the store.
Did you see that girl, she is totally Walmartable.
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A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.
The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department
Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.
(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)
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The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.
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Walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. Walmarting is an alleged sexual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circumstance.
Jason and Ashley disappeared from the party together, they were probably walmarting.
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The largest retailer in the world, the second largest corporation in the world and now the largest grocery and toy retailer in the USA. When Wal-Mart moves into an area it creates traffic problems and environmental problems. Is known for its bad public relations, slave wages and benefits that match, predatory pricing, use of cheap foreign labor to produce it’s goods in countries such as China, Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Cambodia, Thailand, and Vietnam, and often employing illegal immigrants for dirt cheap wages here in the USA…all the while advertising it’s phony patriotism.
Known for its large box like appearance and super massive parking lots with no trees. Walmart is crowded with people who do not have the best hygiene and are often overweight due to the excessive junk food they purchase at Walmart. Perhaps one of the worst things Walmart does is to move into an area, drive out all other businesses and then close down, leaving the area decimated.
Walmart is the single largest importer of foreign produced good in the USA. So I guess that’s what they mean when they say in their commercials “Bringing it home to the USA”?
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The center of all evil.
See McDonalds.
Person 1: Hey let's go to walmart and then to McDonalds!!!!!111one!1!!!!
Person 2(the cool person): nah, I think I'll hang out at this locally owned coffee shop/market instead.
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A place where you can flirt with underage trashy trailer-park girls, or have a young senorita beav you.
"Man, the hot buxom little mexican chick showed me her cooter at Walmart. The sap is flowin' continuously.
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