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Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.
The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.
The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.
Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.
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Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
When somone pulls of your wankee and it somtimes feel very nice
Ooh yes natasha yankee my wankee!
Jhoony yes my wankee is on