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The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.
In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.
It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.
N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.
Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!
When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.
I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.
Wank blanket
A blanket or cover that a man uses to jerk it and might still sleep in.
F1:"Dude.. I was at Stan's house and needed to crash but when he handed me a blanket it was soft and crusty at the same time"
F2:"Must have been his wanket, you dont have one?"
F1:"fuck no"