Media Wankfest

An issue which incurs intense press coverage. Frequently a trivial scandal which is blown out of proportion and causes amateur journalists to jizz themselves.

Media Wankfest: 'Wayne Rooney smokes a cigarette' - Front page headline for 436 newspapers.

sexual wankfest

A kind of porn that is so appealing, that you will ejaculate rivers watching it.

That Kim K tape was a fucking sexual wankfest; I just couldn't stop myself from enjoying it.