I want to fucking die

Something mentally ill people type into the Google searchbar from time to time because they feel an intense sense of desperation and hopelessness but don't think it's serious enough to tell an actual human being.

Should I call a suicide hotline? Nah, I'll just look up "I want to fucking die" and see if a mass media corporation has any answers for me.

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Want to fuck my ass!?

A very good ice breaker, shit stopper or when you feel like being random.

Buddha: want to fuck my ass!?
GINGER : WTF!!

ramdom chick: fuck yeah!

do you want to fuck

see emo
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular

door: knock knock
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!

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i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

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I want to [fuck] her in the worst way

Standing up in a hammock

Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

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i want to get fucked by jekabs.

it’s a latvian saying when you feel extra horny and you really want to fuck.

Katrina : Shit I want to get fucked by jekabs.
Samantha : OMG me too!

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i want you to fuck me Jerry

what are you fucking gay

i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME

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