Wart

A journalistic tool primarily used in a profile piece. The wart adds human flaws and characteristics to the story, so the piece doesn't come off as being unbiased and promotional. This will show the person's shortcomings. Warts could address serious concerns, or add a sense of humor to the piece.

Use the person's criminal record as a way to add a wart to the story.

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Warts

What happens when you go to Vegas .

Man 1) Have fun in Vegas ?
Man 2) Hell naw some drunk stripper gave me warts !
Man 3) Daaaaamnnnn sucks to be you .

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Warts

Warts are tiny calaces in your hands and feet that sometimes are viral and can spread to legs, arms, and face. The only way to kill them is by freezing them which can be painful depending on the skin area. When you freeze them they turn into a nasty dark blue and purple color and it will take a week to heal.

Oh man I gotta freeze them yay!!

Shows friends "I got some warts burned off"

Shrieks "Eew are you a witch??"

Shrugs "Apparently"

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Is that a wart?

Catch phrase used often by strange folks from California. Is often said at random times for no apparent reason, when obviously no wart is present.

Amy: Matt, it's over.
Matt: But why?
Amy: I am not fulfilled in this marriage.
Matt: It hurts, but if you want to leave, go ahead.
Amy: Here is my wedding ring (holds it out on the palm of her hand)
Matt: Is that a wart?

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Warts

a crude semi acronym meaning "where are the sluts"

you should come out friday night bro, its gonna be a typical warts night.

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warts

walking and farting at the same time ... same as crop dusting

I got the warts , do not walk behind me

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Wart Hag

An old woman - usually a lesbian- who is so ugly and as such never bothered to remove the questionable growths on her face. Usually ends up belonging to a dog club (companion dog clug) just to be around fellow lesbians.

"Oh, great, here comes Kelly""Oh man, I never knew her name, I just called her Wart Hag"

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