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Actively seeking out heavyset and or unattractive women at a bar or club and attempting to engage in sex acts with her. Often done as sport with other male friends.
Me and my buds went out warthogging last night.
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The theory that the warthogs are the ones who are really running things.
An impossible, made up trick that you ask a skateboarder to do, used to utterly confuse them.
Niall: "Do a warthog!"
Random skater: "What the fuck is a Warthog?"
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The act of simultaneously sucking on two penises at the same time. Name derived from the two tusks protruding from the snout of the animal.
Much to my surprise, she was warthogging Dan and Phil when I walked into the room.
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When a man pitty fucks a hog/pig after being rejected by his whore for sweet lovin.
Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him
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A derogatory word to call someone, such as a friend, when they do not answer your incoming FaceTime call.
Girl: Wow, Max is such a Warthog. I know he can see my call but does not pick up.
Boy: Abby is such a Warthog, everyone knows it, even Siri and she can see Abby's calls.
A pitiful slob of a human being. Completely and utterly worthless. Smells like garbage. Tries to run fast like Sonic.
"That Jayden kid is a total warthog. Big ole tusks and errything!"
"Yeah, and he smells like garbage!"
"Don't mess with him though, or he'll bring out the tusks!"