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water your plant

The act of ejaculating on your pubic hair.

Lindsey: "So what did you do after?"
Hunter: "I watered my plant. Took forever to clean up."

"Do you clean up when you you water your plant?"

by linndsey<3 March 13, 2010

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


water treatment plant

Arbitrary buildings along your driving route that treat sewer water. These buildings are scapegoats for your nasty farts.

Jay passes a lot of water treatment plants while he’s driving bc he also passes a lot of gas.
Passenger: What’s that smell?
Jay: oh, that’s a water treatment plant right there!

by DoucheyMcDoucherson August 25, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Water my plants

A term used in place of a sexual act so you can hide it from one's patents.

Hey Skylar, you wanna water my plants this weekend?

by SeymourButts96 October 4, 2016

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Lanchester water treatment plant

Lanchester water treatment plant is a large cleaning facility located in the mundane village of Lanchester in the North East of England. It is the most exciting part of this bone-dry ghost town and is a big tourist attraction, bringing in 4 of Lanchester's 5 tourists last year. This plant provides clean water for the populous as well as give jobs to the homeless bums which haunt the street corners. There is an urban myth that if you scream "kushty lad" three times, the local kiddy-diddler will appear at the fence claiming it wasn't his bitmoji.

"Oh I went to Lanchester water treatment plant, yeah it fucking sucks!"

by Ajjacka July 16, 2021


watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

31πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Water plant

A kid who is not cool because he does not say hi to his friends friend.

Person 1: He is such a cool kid.
Person 2: He didn't say hi to me. He is such a Water Plant

by lol hai there September 5, 2011

2πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Water My Basil Plant

When you decide to dip out of a discord call for at least 6 hours.

I'm going to water my basil Plant

by Amongusussus December 12, 2022