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The newest and best England football player ever. Also one of the top scorers of Euro 2004.
Wayne Rooney may look like Shrek, but he's a fucking good football player.
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Slang for extremely ugly prostitute
It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate
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An amazing talent that currently plays for Manchester United. Left Everton, probably because he wanted money. He is large and rather ugly, but can crush your face with his hand while scoring on anyone.
He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.
Wayne Rooney just crushed your face... and scored two goals.
"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)
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the future of English and football, people who
insult or "hate" on him are too fat, poor and jeaulous to make something of their pathetic lives.
oh eeee ohhh eeee WAYNE ROOONEY!!!! OH EEE
WAYNE ROONEY!!! heehee
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A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.
In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).
Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)
His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!
Other common analogies include:
A waste of space.
Fabio's Little Rent-Boy
Talentless
Get back to Burger-King
W(anke)R! (wanker)
These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.
England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'
England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!
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The Future aka GOD.
Ugly or fat, who cares?
He is so rich and famous he your mum would give him brown action!! In fact she would to anyone
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A english soccer player who will walk right into history books. he plays for Manchester United and is the best ever..
o wow who is number 10 for Manchester United?
thats Wayne Rooney.
o wow hes good, there he goes in for the GOOOOAALLL.......
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