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a Wayne Rooney

Slang for extremely ugly prostitute

It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate

by robuttt October 26, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wayne Rooney

An amazing talent that currently plays for Manchester United. Left Everton, probably because he wanted money. He is large and rather ugly, but can crush your face with his hand while scoring on anyone.

He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.

Wayne Rooney just crushed your face... and scored two goals.

"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)

by nation January 28, 2006

95๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wayne Rooney

the future of English and football, people who
insult or "hate" on him are too fat, poor and jeaulous to make something of their pathetic lives.

oh eeee ohhh eeee WAYNE ROOONEY!!!! OH EEE
WAYNE ROONEY!!! heehee

by renegade May 11, 2005

82๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wayne Rooney

A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.

In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).

Earning ยฃ30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)

His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!

Other common analogies include:

A waste of space.

Fabio's Little Rent-Boy

Talentless

Get back to Burger-King

W(anke)R! (wanker)

These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.

England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'

England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!

by Marina and her Fuckin IUD June 20, 2010

31๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wayne Rooney

The Future aka GOD.

Ugly or fat, who cares?

He is so rich and famous he your mum would give him brown action!! In fact she would to anyone

by G August 7, 2003

69๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


wayne rooney

An English 20years old liverpudlian
man united's star player
England's talesmen
n future legend of football

ladies i present a footballing genius wayne rooney

by lyrical August 4, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wayne Rooney

A english soccer player who will walk right into history books. he plays for Manchester United and is the best ever..

o wow who is number 10 for Manchester United?
thats Wayne Rooney.
o wow hes good, there he goes in for the GOOOOAALLL.......

by nikeman23 July 8, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž