Weans

This is simply beans mixed with weed. It is common among young adults and mainly consumed by people who do not actively smoke weed but want to get high.

Me: Hey, how are y’all celebrating 4:20 this year?

Friend: I don’t smoke bro, but I’m definitely making some Weans tonight!

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Weiner Weaning

To slowly but surely wean a sexual partner that you're no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner.

To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.

Jake: Dude, how are you going to break things off with Nikki when you two work together? Won't it be awkward from here on out?

Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole.

Jake: Shit, that's genius.

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wean & peen

during intercourse at the height of a partner’s arousal, a man pulls out of the his partner’s vagina or anus, firmly grasping his erection with one hand the man use a ball-peen hammer in the other hand to aggressively peen (aka strike) his erection until he ejaculates onto his partner’s face

Susan was close to climax when Alec pulled out and began to wean & peen.

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Wean Out

verb-to trick people into believing what you say so that they will like you or to avoid pissing them off; however the true intent of your plan is to screw them over at every turn.

Can you believe this? I spoke with him just two days ago and now he won't answer my calls or answer the door! Looks like another wean out...

or

Josh just pulled the ultimate wean out! Dangit! Wean got me again!

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wean peek

When a male tries to discriminately check out another guy's dick, in a locker room, shower, or at side by side urinals.

I snuck a wean peek at Steve when we were in the john yesterday. Gave me an inadequacy complex.

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kisking a wean

Verb. to shove a spoon up a hippos buttocks while spreading mayonnaise on a monkey.

"Yo dude, my Mom was out of town so i was kisking a wean with my baby brother when I decided it was time to shave."

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wean the bean

The female version of “beating the meat”

Man, i’m gonna go wean the bean for the 2nd time today.