Rural Dictionary

weasel

a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught

jon is a fucking weasel!!

by Jason D April 18, 2006

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A weasel is a furry little rodent, who tends to be cute and murder birds, like chicken: 2 in 1
Very agile and mobile creature, who can slip through tight spots and eat your eggs, if you aren't watching.

Weasel can also be a description for someone clever or menacing.

Some cartoon or game characters are weasels, where they have sly, slim, clever and sneaky behaviors and they have a nice smirk or a grin on their face. Unlike the real life counterparts, they usually don't eat eggs nor murder birds in cartoons though for some fucked up reason.

After 'someone' stole my eggs from the fridge I yelled out: "The weasel stole the eggs, what I just mugged from someone!"
When someone rips or pulls you off, you probably would think: "What a weasel!"

by Möszick April 19, 2013

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Weasel

A small rodent like person who is renowned for his sneaky, dishonest and generally unpleasant nature and is universally disliked. The weasel often has dirty gingery hair on his face and snout and is found skulking around in the shadows in a manner very consistent with other rodents.

"That Mennel guy is such a weasel."

"I'm going to exterminate that frickin weasel if I see him in the ECL labs again!"

by Ynngwie J Malmsteen October 23, 2008

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weasel

A sneaky, cunning person. Who will do anything in an attempt to steal one's girl. Will try to hook up with a girl who was already hooking up with someone else. Just like the "Situation" when he tries to pull a robbery.

Ryan: Hey so how'd it go with Alyssa at that party last night?
Mike: We were hittin it off all night. But when I went to use the bathroom I got back she was hooking up with Garret in his room. What a fucking weasel

by Ryan Too sick October 18, 2010

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