Weighed In

To become intoxicated via heavy amounts of alcohol.

Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: Yeah, I got paid, I'm gonna get weighed in.

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Weighing of the Bacon

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.

At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.

Weigh Anchor

Variation 1: When a male's private part is so long or the shorts (and underwear) are so short, that the male private part dips below the bottom of underwear and is visible below the bottom hem.

Variation 2: When a man's private parts are so long that they dip into the water in a urinal.

Var 1: "Dude, you need longer shorts. You're weighing anchor."

Var 2: "Man, I hate when I weigh anchor. That urinal water is disgusting."

Weigh Money

When you got so much cash you can't count all of it so you gotta weigh it to see how much you got. Get Weigh Money.

One Million Dollars Weighs 22 Pounds.

When you actually push weight, you make weigh money. Learn About It.

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Weigh Doe

1. A retarded way of asking why though

2. Weighing the dough for baking

1.

Person A: Weigh doe
Person B: Because I said so

2.

Person A: Could you weigh the doe please?
B: Yes, sure

Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal

Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....

Weigh Anchor

While engaging in missionary style intercourse, the Male will insert his scrotum, entirely, into the anus of the Female to act as an anchor.

Sharonda gets so slippery you're gonna need to weigh anchor in that berth.

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