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A small patch of pubic hair above a woman's clitoris/vagina/pussy/genitalia. The majority of the pubic hair is shaved clean. See also landing strip or strip of bacon. Can be used with the term hardwood floors.
As she took off her panties, I noticed that she had hardwood floors with a welcome mat.
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The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.
You’re welcome mat sweetheart…
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It's what you put out by your door when you don't want any company. You take the welcome mat indoors.
I was feeling like shit so I put the un~welcome mat out & brought the regular welcome mat indoors.
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The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"
Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.
No waaaaaay!!!
Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.
A stereotypical African American.
Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.
Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.
Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
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when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.
im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.
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Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.
I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.
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