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Welk

The adjective used to describe the change in colour/tone/gloss of a velvety surface when an object is scraped across it.

Toddler: "Daddy what's this I draw on the couch?"
Dad: "I don't know, son. I don't think there's a word for that."
Toddler: "It's called a welk."
Dad: "OK dude, I'll put that in Urban Dictionary."
Toddler: "It's a fire engine."

by HalfGiraffeHalfMan February 17, 2019


Welk

Another word for the Male genitalia, this slang term is used mainly in the Stirlingshire area of Scotland. Can be used as a Noun or an Adjective (Mainly as an insult)

Check out the guy with the pink shirt, what a welk!

After I pumped that hooker my welk got covered in spots.

by Nabules February 2, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Welk

She's an amazing person.
She's hilarious.
She's born to do great things in her future.
She makes unhappy people, happy.
She's the best thing a person can find during their senior year of high school.
She's like a lighthouse in the night.
She's the kind of person, that if you never met, your life wouldn't be complete.
She says intelligent things every time she opens her mouth.
She's a beautiful person.
She's the change some people needed in their worlds.

She changed my life.
I can't thank her enough for that.
She was something to me, that no one else was. A friend.
I will never forget her. It's not possible to forget someone who impacted my life so greatly.
She means the world to me. And so much more.
I miss her, because I loved her, and she's what I woke up looking forward to every day. And now she's gone.
She turned my life around during a time I needed it most.
I don't know where I'd be right now if I never met her.
She is someone who I'll never stop loving, or missing.
I am glad I met a person who'll always hold a place in my heart that no one else can even touch.
She gave me a reason to keep holding on to life.
I know everyone goes their own ways in life, but I hope that someday, we'll find each other again.

I love you and miss you Green Bean. I miss the days of school when you were part of them, they were the best. You brought a smile to my face, and I miss that.

I hope I'll never have to say good-bye to you, because I don't ever want to have to.

When you become friends with Welk, your world will never be the same. Welk changes people's lives. There's not a person in this world like her.

by Cool-Bean-Points July 8, 2011

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welk

welk is a person with the prettiest smile and best pesonality who always makes me smile everyday its the BEST person

girl: do you know welk?

Blu: YES!!! its the best person on the WORLD!!!!

by Bluisagaymf April 3, 2022

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your welk

Just because you think it is too damn exhausting to say a full your welcome, you replace it with a shortened: your welk.

Anyone: Hey George, thanks for helping me out back there.
George:Oh, your welk. No prob.

by cyborgtm October 24, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lawrence Welk

The act of taking a piss and a shit (from his signature count-off "a-one and a-two")

The first thing I did after waking up this morning was take a Lawrence Welk.

by HinoteKU February 1, 2016

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Ur welks

An abbreviation of the words your welcome

Bethany:hey thanks jake
Jake:ur welks

by Litty_jamz October 4, 2019

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