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When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.
Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!
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A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated
well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!
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When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)
Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.
Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.
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A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.
Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.
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The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.
He may be an asshole, but he can pass the wet towel test. He must be worth something.
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a vag already used by a guys dick.
see wetting a towel
frankie: maile has a wet towel!
anna: her towels been wet MANY times!
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when a guy sticks his dick in a girls vag.
see: sex
frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!
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