whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

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whack off

to have sex with Pamela Handerson

I fucked her good last night, Pamela Handerson that is.

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whack off

being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.

I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.

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whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo

For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."

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whacked off

Messed up (or screwed up) or bizarre. A combination of the phrase "out of whack" and "off line".

Does the jet lag still have your body clock all whacked off?

He's dating his step-sister? That's one whacked off family.

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whack off

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

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whack-off

Something extremely large or noisy.

"The car hit him and I heard this whack-off BANG"
"She has whack-off breasts." (This can also link to "whack off" meaning "to masturbate")

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