A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."
Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*
Him: "That's what I said last Monday"
<Mood is killed>
Her: "Who says that?"
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Used to retort when someone exaggerates. Usually said with immense frustration.
Person A: The roads look really bad.
Person B: With the way you drive, you'll be home tomorrow!
Person A: Will you stop picking on me?!?!?! (all upset)
Person A: You act like what I said, like I killed you god damn dog!
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you use this to decline anything a person says
Person1: i got a new phone!
Person2: What if i said no
Person1: *Phone Disappears*
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When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.
I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said
I know what I said. Why I said it is more important. I'm never going to feel bad about it because your lives stopped mattering the second she fucked that mongoloid.
Hym "I said what I said. Outside of emergency money you all are a detriment to my existence. Hey, what do you think is the best way to cook brains? Like... Scrabbled eggs? Meat loaf? Probably meat loaf, right?"