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What the fuck?

An expression used to convey various reactions to events. ‘What the fuck?’ may be used in an attempt to explain any one or combination of the reactions/emotions listed below and then some.

A: Confusion
B: Incredulous confusion
C: Surprise
D: Disappointment
E: Hurt
F: Anger
G: Ironically

‘What the fuck?’ Is rarely used as a positive statement; however it may be used ironically to convey such is life (refer ex G)


A: Confusion
Why would someone use someone else who is in love with them?

B: Incredulous confusion
How could you use me to make him jealous?, to get yourself a valentines day present?, to add some excitement to your life?, to distract you?, to improve your ego?, to do most of your study?, to improve your sex life?

C: Surprise
It is a surprise to me that people can even think that way, can lie so much even to themselves, can take pleasure from causing others pain, can actually be proud of themselves for being a total arsehole

D: Disappointment
It disappoints me that even now you cannot tell the truth; that you can forget so much so easily; that it was all a lie, all just a game to you

E: Hurt
Guess what? – when you think you can feel no more pain, there is always more. To be lied to and used by someone that you have given yourself to is more hurt than anyone should have to feel

F: Anger
I am angry at myself for being a tool; I sometimes feel anger towards Tracey for being a bogan

G: Ironically
Everything I do even now, benefits you in your little game and hurts me even more. Every chance I give you just allows you to tell more lies; I am sick of Tracey time. I will talk to him, the truth will by known one way or the other. This is between us three; if he will not speak to me, I will speak to others. I have given more than enough opportunities for the truth to be told. This cannot continue. You will always be a Victorian

Tuesday 11/11/2008

by Luke Warm December 22, 2008

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what the fuckness

a term used to describe the what the fuckocity of a situation!

The "What the fuckness" in her eyes was priceless when she saw four midgets fucking a cow who was fellating a U.S. senator.

by Vincent Patrick February 25, 2008

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What the fucking

Inproper use of present continuous.

Player1 died.
Player1 : What the fucking how I die?

by Jožek112 July 13, 2019

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what the fuck

a phrase used when ever the fuck you want to use it.

what the fuck i sure could use a beer

by razzy raul March 2, 2004

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what the fuck?

A statement of confusion

An emphasis to "what"

Used when one is fucking pissed off

Can also be added to "who" "where" "why"... etc

Also used when one doesn't know what the fuck else to say

"What the fuck? Why did he do that?"

"What the fuck are we supposed to do for this assignment?"

"What the fuck does that little fucker think he's doing?!"

"Who the fuck is that? I've never seen him before"
"Where the fuck is this party?"
"Why the fuck do we have so much fucking homework?"

"Dude... what the fuck?"

by Meredith J November 30, 2006

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what the fuck

An expression of extreme anger, shock, or disgust. Especially applicable when you discover an unwanted person hiding under your bed for the sole purpose of scaring the crap out of you.

Jay: (Hiding under the bed) "Hi Lance."
Lance: "WHAT THE FUCK??!!"

by Alex T. B. April 9, 2008

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WHAT THE FUCK

The words that come out of your mouth when you discover your girlfriend has a penis.

Felipe: What's the bulge coming from the front of your jeans? *poke*
Latasha: My penis...
Felipe: WHAT THE FUCK!? I had sex with you!? Oh my god! What's my dad going to say!? Aw.... shit!

by Hillbilly Killer August 24, 2005

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