Joe - I gave my girl a WTF man last night and she was pissed.
Definition: A What The Fuck, Man? is a sexual position similar to the Superman, or Spiderman or Batman. However, you pull out as your about to cum, cum in your hand and throw it in the air and say WTF, man
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Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.
Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper
2nd Person - Thats what mole man said
Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.
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What the chick man is widely used by people who go by the names of Eva, Payton, Evan, Sam, Zander, and Lullaby. It is used when one says something very fucking dumb like themselves.
DP: Dewey Is the worst character ever and he deserves to die alone, that worthless fuck.
*side eye* โWhat the chick man
Or
LA: you should leave ace for me
EA: what the chick man?
a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!
Bonzo: what the cow, man?!
what the fug man is a term made up by the amzing Seth Miesner when he was in middle school. It was made cuz he couldnt swear so he said "what the fug man" instead.
"what the fug man" "me too Jim"
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A phrase that is used prominently among the youth of london, to mean what's going on, or how are you. Also can be used if in confrontation e.g. "what's man sayin,you down for this".
what's going on fum, what's man sayin?
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Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:
After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
Example 2:
After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:
"Honey this is not what it looks like"
Reaching for gun:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
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