What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

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what the very fuck

A variant of "What the actual fuck".

What the very fuck are 'ya doing?

what the possible fuck

You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.

While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.

Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"

Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"

what the cunting fuck

Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more

You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!

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What the actual fuck?

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

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what the complete fuck?

What an individual says when even "what the actual fuck?" doesn't even fit the magnitude of the situation.

what the complete fuck?:
Stranger: "Hey you, what else can you do with your hands other than that?"
Me: "What the complete fuck is wrong with you?"

What the fucking fuck?!

Billy Ray Cyrus' sex tape, on shane dawson youtube. he says WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! haha

"this place is all about your balls. u have to start out with fat girls."
" WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!"

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