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what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016

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what can possbily go right

Someone who makes a statement and doesn't know how to spell "possibly".

Basically what happened during Order 66 in Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge Of The Sith.
When something is so wrong that nothing could aquatically happen that is good.
The opposite of "What could possbily go wrong"?

literally my god damn life

what can possbily go right

by e2w2q2 January 10, 2017

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Where you can go and what you can do while you're there

A roundabout way of saying "go fuck yourself."

Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*

Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.

by citymouse December 8, 2006

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what can brown do for you?

Disgusting slogan for a crappy-ass parcel service.Believe me, brown cant do NUTHIN for me!

"Apparently, they can fuck up my address when I order something online...fuck brown!

by Nastina August 6, 2005

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What can you do piss in your shoe

This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.

Shannon: oh well!

Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe

by Turkey Rashers January 6, 2022


what can you do when you live in a shoe?

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

by N. Way March 31, 2020

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what can you do when you live in a shoe

“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”

“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”

by unclegarry123 December 5, 2019

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