Whelp

A hot young 20 something guy who prefers having sex, dating, or marrying older women.

Michael, why don't you go out with chicks your own age, aren't you like 25?

Nahh man, I'm a whelp. Gotta be over 35 if they wanna get with me.

Ashton Kutcher is a whelp, his wife is Demi Moore.

Dude, you gotta stop whelping on those Coyotes!

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Mushroom Whelp

A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face.

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whelp..immouttaherrrr

im leaving, im out of her

Fast food drive trough...Driver: do you have any money..Passenger: " No" Pasenger to person at window.."whelp..Immouttaherrrr"

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Whelp

noun: whelp; plural noun: whelps

1. A puppy.
or a cub.
or a boy or young man (often as a disparaging form of address).
or a set of projections on the barrel of a capstan or windlass, designed to reduce the slippage of a rope.

2. A baby dragon in World of Warcraft; Such as Azure or Blue Whelp(ing), and Nexus Whelping

verb
verb: whelp; 3rd person present: whelps; past tense: whelped; past participle: whelped; gerund or present participle: whelping
1.
(of a female dog) give birth to (a puppy).

1. This whelp is soooooo cute!
2. Now I have this little whelp! It's so adorable! Awwww!

verb:
1. "Copper whelped seven puppies"

Whelp

'Whelp' word could mean lots of things:
A puppy, cub, or a boy or young man (often as a belittling form of address).
Set of projections on the barrel of a capstan or lifting device, contrived to reduce the decrement of a line.
Baby dragon in World of Warcraft, such as Azure, Blue Whelp or Nexus Whelp.
UK (or, any English version besides US) standard of 'Welp' which is a US standard of 'Well'.

Singular noun: whelp;
Plural noun: whelps;
Verb: whelp;
3rd person present: whelps;
Past tense and Past participle: whelped;
Gerund or present participle: whelping.

A puppy (female) giving birth:
This whelp's really cute…!
Now, I have this little whelp! It's so adorable. Awe.
Whelp, we got to move, now.
I probably wouldn't gotten that drink, but, whelp, I did.

Whelp

Portmanteau of Welp and Help

To help someone without really providing any actual assistance

"I really need to rant about my shitty boss. Could you whelp me out?"

Whelp, Paint

A lovely woman with a bad attitude named Priscilla Bissett Created this saying while smoking a blunt. You're welcome :)

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled