when i have time

I'm never gonna do it

Person: can you do the dishes?
Person2: when I have time

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me when i lie

something u say after someone says something you don’t agree with , used a lot on stan twitter

person 1 : bts’ album flopped!! blackpink outsold

person 2 : me when i lie

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...and that's when i saw the blood...

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.

cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*

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When I Grow Ups

The "When I Grow Ups"

Common affliction suffered by young adults between years 20-25 of life.

During this time frame, they realize that they are now at a sufficient age where they shouldn't be aspiring to grow up and become something, but actually should be it by now.

Thus suffering the "When I Grow Ups", as they've gotten older, yet never really grown up.

The beat ass stripper at Mens Gallery had been dancing since she was 18; now, at 25 and with no serious career prospects, she realized she had a severe case of the "When I Grow Ups"

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when i come around

an awesome green day song that has a very catchy beat; the song is very lovesick and is about 2 lovers having an arguement and then trying to make amends

No time to search the world around,
Cause you know where I'll be found,
When I come around

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Rain when I die

Awesome song by Alice in Chains. Has a good bass line and solo at the beginning.

"Have you ever played that bass line in Rain when I die?"
"No, it looks lame"
"You're just mad since you are a freemo"

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When i was your age

Where karens and old people would talk about the time before the so-called "Gen Z". Often used as a inplication that this generation isn't as great or racist as it used to be.

Old person: when i was your age, everyone was segregated. I would wish it was like that today, i want my luxury back.
Gen Z kid: What in the actual Fuc-

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