Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

Where do cows come from mommy?

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."

"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.

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where I come from

Cliche phrase. Used as preface for one's remarks about the hardships of his or her life, ostensibly to add validity to the point that follows. Essentially any statement beginning with this phrase can be summarized as follows: "I have had a much harder life than you and hence you are in no position to argue with my point that (blah blah blah)."

"Where I come from, a nigga's rich if he can slang a 20 rock every week. So dontchoo be calling yoself PO', white boah!"

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i know where you're coming from

"You're a stupid piece of shit and I can relate to how upset you are, because you're pissing me off right now..."

"Our website clearly stated that the item wouldn't ship until Monday, but I know where you're coming from..."

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