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The white hand of justice begins with somebody dispersing ejaculatory fluids on their hand which they stick out the window of a moving car to hit somebody across the face getting it all over their face.
Fred saw Wendy walking down the street when he was driving so he gave her the white hand of justice as he passed.
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The process of ejaculating on someone's face, then placing your hand over the jizz soaked face to form a white hand.
See also: Uruk-Hai
First she went ass to mouth, then let me finish by giving her the White Hand of Saruman. I probably wont ever talk to her nasty ass again, but that was the shit.
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When you are fucking a girl from behind, and just prior to finishing, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, unload in her face and leave immediately almost as if by magic.
“Man, last night was crazy! I only escaped from that chick by performing the White-Hand of Houdini.”
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when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed
Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
State of being spotted during masturbation.
A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.
while getting a girl from behind you smack her on the ass leaving a hand print that fades from white to red and scream out "white hand of Saruman"
Created by nerds after watching LOTR where Saruman puts his hand on the orcs and makes sure they know who they serve.
(Smack) White hand of Saruman bitch!!!
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The act of jerking off in someone else's house, making sure to get all of the cum completely on your hand, and then leaving a hand print on a piece of their furniture.
When I was in Chicago, Tommy left a White Hand of Saruman on my comforter...
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