Single white male

/r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.

If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.

Single white males congregate on /r9k/ to bemoan their fate.

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Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".

Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!

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straight white male

1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual

2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)

Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"

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Basic white male

Scrawny bios with black hair that play soccer and fortnite and smell bad

That dude over there is such a basic white male

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angry white male

The insecure and subsequently conservative demographic personified by Rush Limbaugh. As a rule, they hate both affirmative action and rap music (but may secretly listen to Eminem).

An example of developing angry white males (angry white boys) are the teenagers who committed the series of school shootings in the late 90's.

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angry white male

a man who is angry and white,anger mostly coming from jealous of a black or Mexican man doing something better than white man.

white man 1: obama won
white man 2: im an angry white male

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Straight White Male

Name usually starts with a J, K, A, or B.

Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD

“Bro! Look at that guy wearing a football jersey named Josh!”

“No way bro that’s a straight white male!”

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