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A cougar who hangs out in dirty biker bars dancing sexy in front of the stage hoping to pick up one of the players in the nightly 80's rock cover band. Sports a somewhat standard cougar appearance- i.e. bleached out blond hair, orange tan, breast implants- but also has the added 'flair' of a tight pair of stone/acid washed jeans, belly shirt with exposed dolphin navel ring, faded butterfly tramp stamp, 5 year old cell phone strapped to her belt and an ever present pack of Virginia Slims. Usually smells like Jovan Night Musk. Screams out phrases like "Yeah,Baaaaby!" and "You can't handle THIS!" and "Play some Nickleback!" at the band after doing shots of Tequila Rose. Most likely will be found passed out in the bathroom at the end of the night with smeared lipstick and urine and/or vomit on her pants.
"That old drunk lady is less of a cougar and more of a Whitesnake"
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a late 80's and early 90's hard rock band.
Whitesnake is the best band in the entire universe.
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Scottish know it all smug fucker who trolls IRC with his opinion
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An alcoholic beverage in the Louisiana Slushie family. To prepare: pour cheap white wine over ice in a red plastic Solo cup. Add a tab of trucker speed and stir. Garnish rim with bubble gum flavored Chap-Stick. Serve in the backseat of a car parked in a convenience store parking lot. Def Leppard soundtrack optional.
Hey man, my girlfriend's fixin' to fight Crystal in a minute. Mix us a couple of Whitesnakes and pass 'em back here to the backseat. I want to get me some before her lip needs stitched.
The onset of something bad. Its origins were a combination of scouse wit & yorkshire genius. "To Go White" is a term often used in Northern realms when someone has smoked too much MaryJane. When this happened to someone we (the fools at the time in 1995) shouted whitesnake & sang "Here I Go Again on my own"
David Coverdale has therefore achieved a godlike status.
This then developed into a saying for a bad thing, and now even my mum says it & shes a right tea-totaller!!!
You stub your toe - "Whitesnake!!!"
You miss the bus - "Whitesnake!!!"
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Find a car, preferably with a large, phallic hood ornament. Steal/Drive the car into residential garage, close garage doors. Turn car on….procure oneself onto the hood ornament rectally, masturbate. and enjoy the carbon monoxide high…here I go again, on my own..
Sean~ "Gay dood, my friggin car is outta gas...that's the third time this week."
Jim~ "I'm a man with few needs...and The Whitesnake three to twelve times a week is one of them...besides, you're car has that weird emblem on it and it works better than my car."
Sean~ "Good point, I'm gonna be in the garage awhile."
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