A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items used in daily life. And also for a light beverage.
Person 1: Can you pass me a widge ding?
Person 2: I will happily pass you a porcelain cup of hot coffee I’ve just prepared.
Person 1: Have you got a widge ding?
Person 2: ‘Dog passes bone’
Hot sticky thick butt sweat
ese that sqwidge-widge is gonna itch when it dries!!!
See: swass in urban dictionary
To be beaten or defeated, usually by a random chance. Esp. if you do something really stupid that screws yourself over. Also used as bragging, like owned or pwned.
Man, you got widdged.
I just widgged myself. Damn, that was stupid.
When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.
“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”
A gay fag who is always being a nigger
Yo that guy last night was a real widg
a big shlong, usually associated with a male named Craig.
a long piece of meat, mr widge