wife me up

a phrase that means u want a guy to ask u out or otherwise talk to you

dude I've been waiting for him to wife me up

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Wife her up

Desire to make a woman a wife

She's 29 going on 30, I'm sure there are men out there trying to wife her up

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Wife her up

If she cooks for you two days in a row and provides food for you to make the 3rd day. Wife her up!

I've wife her up and now I cook for her forever.

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Wife her up

If she is pretty, nice, makes you smile, treats you like a king, has daddy issues, and is Colombian ....... I got some news buddy, WIFE HER UP
It'll be to late if you wait, Pick the fruit before it ripens 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

She treats me like the best in the world, I might "Wife her up"

DAMN She got it for me, Im gonna "Wife her up" for sure

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wife me up

a special outfit you wear to get killer dick

"bro i just saw this girl in some wife me up shorts and she was fucking hot"

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Back-Up Wife

A girl who you will become your wife if the two of you are single at a pre-determined age.

Robin: Let's make a pact, if we both turn 40 and we're both single..
Ted: Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my Back-Up Wife?
Robin: A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes, yes, a million times, yes!

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Wife-ing it up

A term used to describe your best friend's infatuation with his new girl friend. Where the friend puts aside all other people and commitments in order to spend as much time with the new girl.

Have you seen Todd lately?
No, he's been wife-ing it up with Karen for the past 2 weeks

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