Rural Dictionary

Wiitard

(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds.

Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.

Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.

That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.

by DVman December 11, 2006

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wiitard

A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.

"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"

by Dingo` December 11, 2006

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Wiitard

One who is inept at using the Wii Console

John is such a Wiitard, he thinks the sensor inside the TV

by Sebastiancee June 20, 2007

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WiiTard

Someone who is so clueless they can't even use the simple remote control for the Nintendo Wii. 2. Someone who is dumb enough to break their TV by throwing a Wiimote or otherwise injuring themselves with said Wii

"Aparently theres a rash of cases of people throwing their Wiimotes into their TV screens. Now they're trying to sue nintendo"
"What a bunch of Wiitards

by Naugthyotsel January 24, 2007

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