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A site that sounds and looks good at a first glance. While Wikipedia can be a useful resource for quick research, the community is probably the worst on the net, and actually trying to edit an article will lead to pointless debates about "POV" and "assuming good faith" that make it not even worth it.

Wikipedia is a site:

Where an 18 year old with Asperger's who spends 18 hours a day editing has the same say as a Harvard professor.

Where you'll find pictures of mutilated penises and nude decapitated women galore, but if you create an account with "poop" or "sex" as part of your screenname, you'll be banned for having an "offensive username".

Where 12 year old kids are given admin access, so if a guy with a doctorate in quantum mechanics happens to piss of some 12 year old Pokemon fan with admin powers, he just might get the banhammer.

Where articles on obscure Pokemon characters, individual Family Guy episodes, and Japanese porn cartoons get featured on the homepage, and are more detailed and accurate in content than articles on American history.

Where you can listen to audio articles on "death erection" and "cumshot", but not "World War II" or "Abraham Lincoln".

Wikipedia is like a sausage, you may like the taste of it but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made.

by SlickSammy9393 April 7, 2011

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wikipedia

The place where you go when the word you're looking for is too sophisticated to be found on UrbanDictionary.

I found the definition for "Antidisestablishmentarianism" on Wikipedia.

by FinnishPunk July 11, 2004

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Wikipedia

A free online open-source encyclopedia that unfortunately falls prey to the pseudo-intellectual pimply obese 12 year olds who so often become moderators on internet forums. While the idea of everyone in the world compiling their knowledge into one source is pretty good, the fact that anybody can edit anything and that what classifies as a "neutral point of view" is decided by opinionated teenagers prevents Wikipedia from being a legitimate encyclopedia and maintains its role as a dumping ground for useless anime trivia and pointless facts about final fantasy characters. While it shouldn't be hard to touch up and change the more opinionated and useless articles, "Wikipedians" would much rather debate the most pointless and trivial details of whatever the situation is than actually fix anything.

My teacher wouldn't let me use Wikipedia because she said it didn't count as a real encyclopedia.

by TheWalrus December 22, 2007

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Wikipedia

Tortures are the new norm here in 2023

So-called people on Wikipedia will be like this

- Hail Jimmy Wales!

- Hail Angela Merkel!

by Barkingdog June 3, 2023

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wikipedia

The world's largest forum for anonymous arguments. Argue with everyone in the world on any topic imaginable. You may be Stephen Hawking, so-called "expert", but you need to reconcile your views on black holes with Bob from Idaho who thinks they are portals to Narnia and find some neutral point of view that you can both agree on.

I wanted to find a place to argue about Bruce Jenner's Wheaties boxes and found Wikipedia.

by Cunningest Linguist May 8, 2006

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Wikipedia

A scam. You're an idiot for even opening it. Nobody is paid to write anything here. Jimmy Wales and Wikimedia Foundations makes sure that nobody is paid.

'Wikipedia Taken Over By Left, Nobody Should Trust It': Wikipedia Co-founder Larry Sanger

by Barkingdog April 18, 2023

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Wikipedia

The only encyclopedia with more information on Sonic the Hedgehog than William Shakespeare.

Wikipedia is the ultimate pseudo-intellectual resource.

by radium February 27, 2007

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